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I never know how to start things like this.

I'm Mephi, or m3phi.exe, or Mephistopheles if you want to use my government-assigned internet handle. Other people know me by 1000punks, and either one of those is what I'll answer to, I guess. I'm a 31 year old agender person that lives in the subarctic. My skin is pale white and ice cold, and my eyes change colour. Sometimes when I speak, it's like I'm from a different time. I never eat or drink anything. I don't go out in the sunli-

No but really, I don't tend to get out much. I speak in movie references and I like listening to music for enjoyment and also to cope with [vaguely gestures at everything]. To be absolutely frank, there's several things I'm running around undiagnosed with, but that's its own can of worms. One of them is probably definitely autism. I'm disabled and chronically ill/in pain/immunocompromised, so when I DO get out, it's always with an N95 firmly embedded on my face, and most recently, the help of mobility aids.

I wanted to start a website (even though this is technically the second-and-a-half time I've completely reworked this website) because the ongoing hopelessness and melancholy of the descent into fascism, the stirrings of a surveillance state, celebrities having Shitty Opinions, and also intense loneliness from an ongoing pandemic was (and still is) really starting to get to me. The only socials I take part in online are the ones you see above. I like my privacy for the most part, and sharing things that I want to share at my own discretion. I have a small group of friends IRL that make sure I'm not descending into madness at least once a week, and are also active respirator users.

Things that I'm passionate about will likely become apparent over time. I have a lot of thoughts (just as everyone else does, I'm sure) about many things, and some really intense interests that haven't faded with time.

[camera pans out] Wait, did I mention I'm an artist? [camera pans back in] Yeah, that's a thing I definitely like to do and have a dusty bachelor's degree to show for it. I like to write too, though writing fiction is kind of a newer thing for me, and it kind of sprang out of my interest in D&D and eRP. Online D&D groups with other queers have kind of been a necessity since late 2019, for me. Since 2024, I have miles of eRP logs with friends in the form of a near-bursting Obsidian vault. Shit, wait, we were talking about art. Anyway, I need to do creative things with my little rat hands or I'll DIE.

So.......... if you're into all of that, feel free to hang out here for a little while. I feel like this has been pretty long-winded, so I'm gonna cut the tape here.